We are pleased to announce our 2011 Theatre Season
All Shows and dates are subject to change
Murdered To Death
April 8, 9, 10, 14, 15, 16, 17
By Peter Gordon
The first of Peter Gordon’s popular trilogy of murder mysteries revolving around the bumbling sleuth, aptly named Inspector Pratt. Set in the 1930’s, a hilarious spoof based on the typical Agatha Christie plot ~ murder in a country mansion with an assembled group of eccentric house guests/suspects! The household consists of the hostess Mildred, her downtrodden niece Dorothy, and the unconventional butler Bunting. The initial guests are Colonel Craddock, who was an old flame of Mildred’s and she is keen to re-ignite their earlier passion, and his wife Margaret. Followed shortly by the dapper but shady French art dealer Pierre Marceau and his accomplice Elizabeth Hartley-Trumpington. Last to arrive, is an inquisitive neighbor Joan Maple who cajoles an invitation to join the party for lunch, and she has a penchant for murder scenes! Following a sudden death at the house, the incompetent Inspector is called, along with his young Constable Thompkins, and the ensuing hours see him interrogate and try to piece the evidence together.
With over 650 productions, this comedy has proved to be a hit with audiences world-wide. “An enjoyable night out, and did the Butler do it ? You’ll have to go along and find out.”
Sex Please, We’re Sixty
May 27, 28, 29, June 2, 3, 4, 5
By Michael Parker and Susan Parker
Mrs. Stancliffe’s Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast has been successful for many years. Her Guests (nearly all women) return year after year. Her next door neighbor, the elderly, silver-tongued, Bud “Bud the Stud” Davis believes they come to spend time with him in romantic liaisons. The prim and proper Mrs. Stancliffe steadfastly denies this, but really doesn’t do anything to prevent it. She reluctantly accepts the fact that “Bud the Stud” is, in fact, good for business. Her other neighbor and would-be suitor Henry Mitchell is a retired chemist who has developed a blue pill called “Venusia,” after Venus the goddess of love, to increase the libido of menopausal women. The pill has not been tested. Add to the guest list three older women: Victoria Ambrose, a romance novelist whose personal life seems to be lacking in romance; Hillary Hudson a friend of Henry’s who has agreed to test the Venusia: and Charmaine Beauregard, a “Southern Belle” whose libido does not need to be increased! Bud gets his hands on some of the Venusia pills and the fun begins, as he attempts to entertain all three of the women! The women mix up Bud’s Viagra pills with the Venusia, and we soon discover that it has a strange effect on men: it gives them all the symptoms of menopausal women, complete with hot flashes, mood swings, weeping and irritability! When the mayhem settles down, all the women find their lives moving in new and surprising directions.
Wit
July 22, 23, 24, 28, 29, 30, 31
By Margaret Edson
Winner of the 1999 Pulitzer Prize for Drama.
In this extraordinary play, Margaret Edson has created a work that is as intellectually challenging as it is emotionally immediate. At the start of Wit, Vivian Bearing, a renowned professor of English who has spent years studying and teaching the brilliantly difficult Holy Sonnets of the metaphysical poet John Donne, has been diagnosed with terminal ovarian cancer. Her approach to her illness is not unlike her approach to the study of Donne: aggressively probing and intensely rational. But during the course of her illness — and her stint as a prize patient in an experimental chemotherapy program at a major teaching hospital — Vivian comes to reassess her life and her work with a profundity and humor that are transformative both for her and for the audience.
“A dazzling and humane play you will remember till your dying day.” — John Simon, New York magazine
“An original and urgent work of art . . . among the finest plays of the decade.” — Donald Lyons, The Wall Street Journal
“[A] brutally human and beautifully layered new play . . . you feel both enlightened and, in a strange way, enormously comforted.” — Peter Marks, The New York Times
“A dazzling and humane play you will remember till your dying day.”—John Simon, New York magazine
“A one-of-a-kind experience: wise, thoughtful, witty and wrenching.”—Vincent Canby, The New York Times Year in Review
“A thrilling, exciting evening in the theater . . . [Wit is] an extraordinary and most moving play.”—Clive Barnes, New York Post
“Edson writes superbly . . . [A] moving, enthralling and challenging experience that reminds you what theater is for.”—Fintan O’Toole, New York Daily News
This show does contain adult language and situations.
The Dresser
September 16, 17, 18, 22, 23, 24, 25
By Ronald Harwood
Harwood based the play on his experiences as dresser to distinguished English Shakespearean actor-manager Sir Donald Wolfit, whose character is represented by “Sir” in the play. The last of the great breed of English actor-managers, “Sir” is in a bad way tonight. As his dresser tries valiantly to prepare him to go on stage as King Lear, he is having great difficulty remembering who and where he is, let alone Lear’s lines. His dresser, Norman, is a fussbudgit who has served the actor faithfully for 16 years. His job is not only to dress the man but to massage his ego, remind him of his opening lines, and even provide the sound effects for the storm scene.
The play was first presented in London, and was nominated for Best Play at the Laurence Olivier Awards for 1980. The play opened on Broadway the next year and was nominated for the 1982 Tony Award for Best Play. This play has it all, drama, comedy, rich in witty and often bitchy one-liners.
“A stirring evening [that] … burns with a love of the theatre that conquers all…. Perfectly observed, devilishly entertaining backstage lore.” —New York Times. “The Dresser” also stands as a not-so-subtle metaphor for how theater types will struggle against any hardship – actual ordnance, or just budgetary bombshells like the ones currently rocking the economy – to make sure the show goes on. “Being part of a company is a rare and wonderful thing, a quality that this play captures. It makes you want to try harder and climb higher to be worthy of it.”
Holiday Show (To Be Announced)
November 18, 19, 20, 25, 26,27, December 2, 3, 4
Shows and dates are subject to change